I’M AMAZING FOR SO MANY REASONS! FIRST OF ALL…

I AM A DUCHESS (not really, but I think I am, and that’s all that matters).

I CAN RECITE THE ENTIRE SCENE WHERE JACK DIES IN TITANIC.

MY BRITISH COCKNEY ACCENT IS UNMATCHED.

I CAN TAKE DOWN ALL 160 OF MY BRAIDS IN 8 HOURS WITHOUT A SINGLE BREAK (WHICH IS WHY MY ARMS ARE SO DEFINED).

AND I CAN WRITE MY ASS OFF.

But out of everything, I am most amazing because there is absolutely no one on this Earth that looks at all the bullshit life has thrown at them, and wouldn’t change any of it—because it made me who I am.

I am resilient.

I am a maverick.